Elegant Chaos would like to wish you all a fantastic Christmas.
Unless, of course, you don’t celebrate Christmas, in which case have a fantastic not-Christmas.
Unless of course, you recognise Christmas, but simply don’t celebrate it, because that misses the point, in which case, have an appropriately sober Christmas… look, just have a good few days why don’t you, for some appropriate value of good!
Oh, and we do hope that you have a great New Year and a brilliant 2011.
Unless of course you don’t follow the Julian calendar, in which case…